Tag Archives: joke

Joke – Ain’t No One Here


Got waken up by some noises in the back yard. As I looked out the bedroom window, I saw that there were two guys trying to steal my lawnmower, tools and equipment I had in the shed. Called 911, told ...

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Joke – Is That A Rolex?


An old Italian Mafia Don is dying and he called his grandson to his bed Grandson I wanta you to listen to me. I wanta you to take mya 45 automatic pistol, so you will always remember me. But grandpa ...

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Joke – Real Blonde


A  blonde woman is sitting in her garage, alone, with a gun to her head. She is depressed because she found out her husband is cheating on her with the brunette down the street and decides that she just can’t ...

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Joke – Chicago Tail…


Jack was sitting on the plane when a guy took the seat beside him. The guy was an emotional wreck, pale, hands shaking, moaning in fear. “What’s the matter?” Jack asked. “I’ve been transferred to Chicago. There are crazy people ...

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Joke – Guy Got Courage


A guy cruises thru a stop sign and gets pulled over by a local cop. Guy hands the cop his driver’s license, insurance verification, plus his concealed carry permit. “Okay, Mr. Jones,” the cop says. “I see your CCW permit. ...

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