Joke – Ain’t No One Here


Got waken up by some noises in the back yard. As I looked out the bedroom window, I saw that there were two guys trying to steal my lawnmower, tools and equipment I had in the shed.

Called 911, told them about the guys robbing me and the operator who told me that no one was in this area to help me at this time!!!

But that they would send someone over as soon as they were available.

I was really upset, but I said OK, hung up, and waited for about one minute.

Then called 911 back.

“Hello Operator. I just called you a minute ago because there were people stealing my stuff from the shed in the back yard. Well, feel free to take your time. You don’t have to hurry now, the crooks are not going anywhere. I already got my shotgun and I’ve shot them all to hell.”

Within five minutes there were half a dozen police cars in the area, an Armed Response unit, even the CSI Unit, Emergency Response Services, the works!

Of course, they caught the couple of burglars red-handed :)

Then one of the officers came to me and said: “I thought you told 911 that you’d shot them to hell!”

I replied with “I thought 911 said there was nobody available to help me out!”

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